Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 7
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
I don't get it, how does a guy look at his girlfriend without doubling over?
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.