Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 7
I don't get it, how does a guy look at his girlfriend without doubling over?
I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.