Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 8

Has anyone ever tested your makeup for lead?

I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I'm competitive at everything.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

It sucks being fat, you know.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I took another swig of brain-cell-be-gone and tried to act calm.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.