Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 8

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

It sucks being fat, you know.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

This is how youre supposed to feel every day. This is what I should have felt like my whole life! I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. My father died of a heart attack in his 40s. Im not an idiot. The writing was on the wall.