Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 4

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

My report card always said, "Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students."

Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts!

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Those times in life when you're terrified are the mastery times.

I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.

Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.