Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 4

142 quotes

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

My report card always said, "Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students."

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts!

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.

Those times in life when you're terrified are the mastery times.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.

Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?