Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 4
It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?
Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts!
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
My report card always said, "Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students."
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.
I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.
I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.
Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.