Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 5

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.

Originality is really important.

Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

I've never been one to sit back and go, "I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them."

Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do?"

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, "Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it."

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, "Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."

I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

I just wanna hang out. No big deal!

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.