Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 7
Hey man. It's me again. I was just taking a whizz. Thought you might have called. Okay, later.
I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing.
If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.
Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.
How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.
Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileygates. Would you like to see my weasel?
Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own, all this performing on my own, When other kids were outside playing, I was in my room conjuring characters and impressions and things like that.
There's new territory, there's new places to go, new things to explore. Why stay back there? Maybe it will take three films to find another character that is really totally original, but I've got a lifetime, so why waste it just repeating myself.