Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 7

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing.

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.

I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Caaaaaaaable guuuuuuy!

Hey ringworm.

Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileygates. Would you like to see my weasel?

Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

There's new territory, there's new places to go, new things to explore. Why stay back there? Maybe it will take three films to find another character that is really totally original, but I've got a lifetime, so why waste it just repeating myself.