Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 8

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

The name's Hank, !@#$% face, learn it!

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.

I love this game!

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

New management came in and they cleaned everybody out so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

And He saw that it was good!

You know, I think you're a very special unit.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.