Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 8

I love this game!

New management came in and they cleaned everybody out so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

You know, I think you're a very special unit.

And He saw that it was good!

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

Hey ringworm.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.