Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 8

Caaaaaaaable guuuuuuy!

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

New management came in and they cleaned everybody out so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.

You know, I think you're a very special unit.

Hey ringworm.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

And He saw that it was good!

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.