Quotes & Jokes by Richard Lewis / page 16
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I couldn't sleep as usual so I finally decided to close my eyes and it worked for a while. How come I never knew this technique?
If I have an orgasm, I feel that I have to give six weeks of community service to various charities.
I'm best in bed sexually when I'm alone and especially during a quake.
I wrote my nightmares out this afternoon so I can get a good night's sleep tonight.
Dealing with joy sometimes is more difficult than overcoming adversity if you enjoy self-loathng as a hobby.
My mother calls at five-thirty in the morning. I'm not a dairy farm. I don't like phone calls before six in the morning.