Quotes & Jokes by Richard Lewis / page 5
I'm the first person in history to die in my own dream but It turned out only to be a stunt double.
We can't agree on religion and guns and economics and sadly civil rights but if the wealthy won't chip in for the needy we are done.
When I was a kid my family said having feelings was an act of treason.
I don't care what people think of me because I never cared what I thought about myself.
Perception is reality; so being so twisted I have no idea who I ever was which was a really lucky break.
Acceptance and forgiveness are crucial components to a happy life and hopefully I can find mine in storage.
If you have a date tonight, play it safe and leave your heart at home.
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you've got flies.