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She was hostile. You don't have an orgasm and say to your lover, 'Take that!'
Nothing is happening but I'll ruin it.
Life is a myth. Death is real. Orgasms rule.
You can lead a fanatic to water but you can't make him think.
I was having a great day until I woke up.
An amateur ventriloquist, my dad could throw his chest pains.
There's nothing to fear but life itself.
It's more important to put pressure in your tires than on yourself.
My shrink told me it was pointless to believe in myself.
I never thought that intolerance would be patriotic.
My parents took a leave of absence moments after my birth.
My shrink gives me 75 per cent off if I make believe I'm someone else.
I wear ear condoms. I don't even want to listen to what I might be contracting.
I'm a hypochondriac. Backstage, I don't sign autographs - I signed a valium for some woman.
If I knew as a young man what I know now I still would have felt lost.
