Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 11
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I`ve ever eaten. It`s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
There are so many beautiful parts of the world... Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here... 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain’t going back.
This is brought to you by HBO, which is a subsidiary of Time Warner, also owned by America Online. You've got mail! I hope you don't have stocks.
I love the guys who say "I watch NASCAR for the racing." Yeah, and I watch porn for the acting. You liar!
The only thing I'm really suited for is the musical version of Congo.
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.