Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 13

You can start any Monty Python routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

I called them and told them we were coming and said I didn't know how many we were bringing. They said bring them all. They said even if they had to get cots and line them all up, they would accommodate us. It's been great.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.

I thought the purpose of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

We're all worms, but I do believe I'm a glowworm.

I'm going to go to Kennebunkport and see if they respond any quicker!

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.

[Imitating a Frenchman] Fuck you Americans! Uncultured, crass Americans! We hate all of you! Fu- the Germans are here! Hello Americans! We love you!

Our freedoms are under siege - for our own good, they tell us.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material.

I think that after you get married a third time you have to give up a body part. Larry King would just be a head on a fucking stick.

We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.