Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 13

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

We're all worms, but I do believe I'm a glowworm.

A place where we all go can’t be bad.

It's nice to be in Washington, where the buck stops here. Way to go. And then it's handed out to AIG and many other people.

I called them and told them we were coming and said I didn't know how many we were bringing. They said bring them all. They said even if they had to get cots and line them all up, they would accommodate us. It's been great.

I'm going to go to Kennebunkport and see if they respond any quicker!

I think that after you get married a third time you have to give up a body part. Larry King would just be a head on a fucking stick.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material.

I thought the purpose of education was to learn to think for yourself.

We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.