Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 6
You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.
I love running cross country... On a track, I feel like a hamster.
Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
These people are so rich they don't get crabs... they get lobsters
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
He went from looking like a Greek god to becoming Buddha: quiet, contained, but so powerful... And he's such a fighter. I thought, "He's going to the hospital, he'll be OK, he'll come out."
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.