Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 6
I love running cross country... On a track, I feel like a hamster.
When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!
Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
These people are so rich they don't get crabs... they get lobsters
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
He went from looking like a Greek god to becoming Buddha: quiet, contained, but so powerful... And he's such a fighter. I thought, "He's going to the hospital, he'll be OK, he'll come out."
Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?