Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 6

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums.

When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

He went from looking like a Greek god to becoming Buddha: quiet, contained, but so powerful... And he's such a fighter. I thought, "He's going to the hospital, he'll be OK, he'll come out."

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

I love running cross country... On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

Isn't this posh? I'll bet you need credit references just to get in the pool.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.