Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

We wanted a name that was fun and different and something people would remember. Foundation board member Betty McCain suggested Winter Solstice, and we went with that.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Dreams don’t deal in time. Time doesn’t count.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in - nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.