Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in - nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting.
They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.
We wanted a name that was fun and different and something people would remember. Foundation board member Betty McCain suggested Winter Solstice, and we went with that.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.
Inside of you, there's a fashion model just waiting to throw up.
When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"