Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8

I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

We wanted a name that was fun and different and something people would remember. Foundation board member Betty McCain suggested Winter Solstice, and we went with that.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"

I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in - nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"

Inside of you, there's a fashion model just waiting to throw up.

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.

They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.