Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8

Without the reality, it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?