Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8
I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in - nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.
It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting.
We wanted a name that was fun and different and something people would remember. Foundation board member Betty McCain suggested Winter Solstice, and we went with that.
But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.
When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.