Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 8

We show-ed a lot of intensity on defense early. But we missed one of our point guards who is the spark for our defense.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Without the reality, it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.