Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 9
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?
And I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.
Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?"
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
Inside of you, there's a fashion model just waiting to throw up.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.
I had a lovely military flight, thank you. I love spiraling in - nothing like that to make your colon go, "Fire in the hole!"
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.
It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting.
There have been two different drafts of the script. The hard part about following it up is at the end of the first one, he revealed his identity to his kids. How do you play that out? How does she come back? One of the ideas was that he'd go to New York because his daughter was going to college and he'd be nearby. But as a script, it never worked.