Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 9
Inside of you, there's a fashion model just waiting to throw up.
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.