Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 11
All of those things make it look like a really hard transaction to pull off. But it can be done.
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk! Never at dusk, I would never do that.
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, "Hi, was it good for you too?" If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.
I just brush it off and try to make a joke about it. Over the years it's been interesting.
We are just happy that we are here in Brazil and that this was a good ending.
I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.
Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
That's a device. I like to think about it as a little bit of a mystery ... the director describes it as a statement of authorship. It's kind of a sophisticated concept, but I like to think of it almost as my character looking back intellectually, but not at an advanced age.
It takes time though for owners and trainers to invest that additional purse money to start cultivating that better racing product.
She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart.
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.
As a school board we felt it's an unfair expense to families. The lawsuit has a certain logic to it - if you have free public education, you can't put these things on top of it. It defeats the purpose.