Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 6

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well...

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

They're going to ask those questions.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey.

I am a wild and crazy guy!

Comedy is not pretty.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.

Let us just say: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it, because I was so happy all the time.

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.