Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 6
192 quotes
Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
Let us just say: I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it, because I was so happy all the time.