Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 8
There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.
Right now we're teaching them that the game is fun. If they learn it's fun, they always go back to it again in clinics and in schools.
I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.
So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.
It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.
Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.
When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.
The overhead lights reflect in the glass countertop and mingle in the gray and black of the gloves, resulting in a mother-of-pearl swirl that sometimes sends Mirabelle into a shallow hypnotic dream.
Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.
The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.
A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.