Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 8
Come on, let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, Diarrhea."
So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.
I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.
Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.
First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.
When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.
Right now we're teaching them that the game is fun. If they learn it's fun, they always go back to it again in clinics and in schools.
Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.
People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director."
It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.