Quotes & Jokes by Woody Allen / page 21
It`s true I had a lot of anxiety. I was afraid of the dark and suspicious of the light.
You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
It's something that occurs to me many times in my movies. They can often be treated comically or dramatically, and I usually opt to treat them comically. But it occurred to me that you could get a story and you could fool around with it both ways.
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have?
I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.
Bidnick gorges himself on Viagra, but the dosage makes him hallucinate and causes him to imagine he is Pliny the Elder.