Quotes & Jokes about Advertising / page 3

When I’m buying car insurance I ask myself, ‘Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?’

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

All I knew about Ireland before I went there was what I learned from watching soap commercials all my life. I was totally misinformed. I thought it was an Irish tradition where you don't even take a shower with your soap - you take your soap for a walk, you compliment the soap for a little while and then, suddenly, you just start hacking it up with a hunting knife.

As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.

A tobacco-company now advertise that you can get a packet of cigaretts for $1. The cost of dying is really going down now.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.