Quotes & Jokes about Baseball / page 3
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches.
Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950’s baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.
I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or - more appropriate for that kind of growth - hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what porn he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
You might be a redneck if you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.