Quotes & Jokes about Christmas / page 7

You might be a redneck if your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.