Quotes & Jokes about Dancing / page 5
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
I'm constantly tap dancing and wearing bright clothing and talking really loud and smiling all the time. As soon as they can't see me I take off whatever I was wearing, step into my tap shoes, run back stage and turn the music on.
Sometimes it looks like I’m dancing, but it’s just that I walked into a spider web.
The candidates at the Republican debate looked like a town council that was outlawing dancing. They looked like a board of directors that was lying about poisoning a river... I tried to TiVo the debate and my TiVo fell asleep.
I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.