Quotes & Jokes about Dancing / page 4
Good evening, black people. First of all, may I say you're right. You do dance better than us. But on the other hand, I, also, love chicken.
And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.
I went into the gas station, said, "Fill 'er up, Harry." The guy said, "Regular?" I said, "No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy."
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
Yes you can tell how good a guy is on bed by the way he dances. If a guy is excellent at dancing he’s also probably really great at having sex… with men… having anal sex.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? "Hey baby lets dance... cya later!"
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.