Quotes & Jokes about Dancing / page 4
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
Remember those magical nights Cynthia... we would dance cheek to cheek. I'd rub my stubble against yours.
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.
Good evening, black people. First of all, may I say you're right. You do dance better than us. But on the other hand, I, also, love chicken.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? "Hey baby lets dance... cya later!"
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.