Quotes & Jokes about Dancing / page 4
Remember those magical nights Cynthia... we would dance cheek to cheek. I'd rub my stubble against yours.
Yes you can tell how good a guy is on bed by the way he dances. If a guy is excellent at dancing he’s also probably really great at having sex… with men… having anal sex.
The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?
Good evening, black people. First of all, may I say you're right. You do dance better than us. But on the other hand, I, also, love chicken.
When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.
Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.
When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.
If pop music reflects the culture, this will surely go down as the era in which people rose up and realized it was fun to dance at parties.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.