Quotes & Jokes about Desire / page 2

Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it’s a burning desire, you’ll quit when the consistent bombing becomes too much to take.

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor’s degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

I was prescribed an anti-biotic that had over 44 million possible side effects including a desire to kidnap.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.