Quotes & Jokes about Drugs / page 4

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

You can't lie to kids about drugs. They know about drugs. You can't say they're just all bad. They know life is a little more complicated. I have never done heroin. I would never recommend heroin, but it hasn't hurt my record collection.

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.

I've never seen people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking impossible.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don’t do meth, but maybe if they called meth ‘Stefanie’ I would!

Drugs killed him, but they didn’t ruin his life by any stretch.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Stop worrying. Hollywood won't turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

I just felt wonderful about that. Just to erase all that mess about,"'Well, I'm either flipping burgers or doing drugs, you know, or getting shot." You know, that kind of a thing.

A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist.

Just because she’s singing about drugs, doesn’t mean she’s doing them. Ricky Martin sings about girls all the time.