Quotes & Jokes about Friends / page 3

I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta be like, 'Okay, I can deal with this person's personality and be their friend, but not necessarily do I have to change who I am. I'm not gonna change myself to be their friend.'

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Personally, when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.