Quotes & Jokes about Friends / page 3

Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta be like, 'Okay, I can deal with this person's personality and be their friend, but not necessarily do I have to change who I am. I'm not gonna change myself to be their friend.'

I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Personally, when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.