Quotes & Jokes about Laws / page 4

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don’t need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

George Zimmerman wants to go to law school. I believe his exact words were, “I’d kill to be a lawyer.”