Quotes & Jokes about Laws / page 4

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

George Zimmerman wants to go to law school. I believe his exact words were, “I’d kill to be a lawyer.”

Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don’t need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need more talk-show hosts.