Quotes & Jokes about Police / page 2

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

I don’t think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was "I should cut my bangs."

Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.