Quotes & Jokes about Religion / page 6
We can't agree on religion and guns and economics and sadly civil rights but if the wealthy won't chip in for the needy we are done.
I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.
How does a country get away with keeping half its population in beekeeper suits? I'll tell you how. They say the magic word: religion. It's their religion. You say religion, you can get away with anything. The Catholics got away with fucking kids, for crying out loud!
Rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings you actually comes at a terrible price.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's offensive to the religion of Islam. Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.
Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
And then Jesus answered him, Jesus said, 'Well, my son...that is when I was helping one of the other five billion people on the planet, you selfish fuck. C'mon! You were walking back to your Malibu beach colony home and stubbed your toe on some driftwood, it's not a fuckin' emergency, alright? There's other people with real problems.'
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.