Quotes & Jokes about Religion / page 7
The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's offensive to the religion of Islam. Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.
You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
I love Jesus. I just don’t like the Christians who don’t believe in what he says.
If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.