Quotes & Jokes about Religion / page 7
It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
I love Jesus. I just don’t like the Christians who don’t believe in what he says.
If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bitter and clinging to their guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments.