Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 4
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, "I'm gonna run away from home." She said, "On your mark..."
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
Hey , I don't get respect from anyone. Why, American Airlines, they thanked me for flying United.
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. And I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves!