Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 4

I thought those two guys really vibed on each other. They seem to have a very respectful relationship. It felt really sincere. "I respect you, you respect me." And I'm not usually a big fan of sincerity.

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

He's really committed... to being an alcoholic, and I respect that.

I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

Hey , I don't get respect from anyone. Why, American Airlines, they thanked me for flying United.

I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.

Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd mining. And I'll thank you to give our work the respect it deserves!