Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 3
How do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions.
With my old man I got no respect. When he told me I should start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim.
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!"
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
President Bush never really has to answer a question. Nobody ever says to him, "With due respect, sir, your answer had absolutely nothing to do with the question I asked."
I thought those two guys really vibed on each other. They seem to have a very respectful relationship. It felt really sincere. "I respect you, you respect me." And I'm not usually a big fan of sincerity.
Last Christmas I got no respect. In my stocking, I got an odor-eater.
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
I don't get no respect, are you kiddin'? The time I got hurt. On the way to the hospital, the ambulance stopped for gas.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.