Quotes & Jokes about Respect / page 3
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
Last Christmas I got no respect. In my stocking, I got an odor-eater.
I don't get no respect, are you kiddin'? The time I got hurt. On the way to the hospital, the ambulance stopped for gas.
I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.
With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.
How do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions.
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!"
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, "I'm gonna run away from home." She said, "On your mark..."
With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.
When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.