Quotes & Jokes about Restaurants / page 5
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If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in the history of the world, who would it be? That depends on the restaurant.
I'm not going to get to pick the restaurant. Because I'm going to go "where do you want to eat?", and she's going to go "I don't care." So I'll say, "okay, how about Italian?" "Hmmmm..." I'm not going to get to pick the movie, and there's a real good chance I'm not going to get lucky! That's not a date!