Quotes & Jokes about Sex / page 4

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.

This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.