Quotes & Jokes about Sisters / page 3

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My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

Most of my family were nuts. My mother gave my sister's dolls polio shots.

I'm screwed. My girlfriend just found my massive porno collection. DVDs, magazines and hard drives. All over at her sister's place.

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor.

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

My friend has been enjoying the craziest sex life since he got a divorce from his sister.

Sisters ruin everything. It's in their job description.