Quotes & Jokes about Sisters / page 3
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
Most of my family were nuts. My mother gave my sister's dolls polio shots.
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
I'm screwed. My girlfriend just found my massive porno collection. DVDs, magazines and hard drives. All over at her sister's place.
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor.
It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
My friend has been enjoying the craziest sex life since he got a divorce from his sister.