Quotes & Jokes about Violence / page 3

There was a guy last week back East who shot his wife at a Domestic Violence Center. I think he misunderstood the sign.

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

Love is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.

My random acts of violence weren't random. They were premeditated.

Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla - you ain't done till the gorilla's done.