Quotes & Jokes about Violence / page 3

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

There was a guy last week back East who shot his wife at a Domestic Violence Center. I think he misunderstood the sign.

Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla - you ain't done till the gorilla's done.

Love is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.

My random acts of violence weren't random. They were premeditated.