Quotes & Jokes by Chris Tucker
Guns don’t kill people. Stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.
A nigga so broke these days somebody rob me they just be practicing.
Weed is from tha earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!
They call you 'Pops',you work in the library and your best friend's a mouse.
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future.
I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
This country is just that great that the opportunities are there for a Hispanic president, a black president or any other race for a president, yes.
You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa.
A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.