Quotes and Jokes by Chris Tucker

Christopher Tucker is an American actor and stand-up comedian. He is known for playing the role of Smokey in F. Gary Gray's Friday and as Detective James Carter in Brett Ratner's Rush Hour film series. He became a frequent stand up performer on Def Comedy Jam in the 1990s.

Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 63)

#1

A nigga so broke these days somebody rob me they just be practicing.

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#2

Guns don’t kill people. Stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.

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#3

You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa.

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#4

They call you 'Pops',you work in the library and your best friend's a mouse.

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#5

Weed is from tha earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!

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#6

I'ma whip your ass! You, me, him! Everybody's ass around here!

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#7

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

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#8

Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up tha rotation.

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#9

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

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#10

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.

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#11

You aint 180lbs. You weight more than a damn car girl.

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#12

A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

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#13

Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was doing - stand-up comedy and eventually acting - were in Los Angeles.

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#14

I'ma beat the puberty outta ya! You ain't gonna see it coming.

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#15

Wow! Lee, we got a big ass problem.

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