A nigga so broke these days somebody rob me they just be practicing.
Quotes and Jokes by Chris Tucker
Christopher Tucker is an American actor and stand-up comedian. He is known for playing the role of Smokey in F. Gary Gray's Friday and as Detective James Carter in Brett Ratner's Rush Hour film series. He became a frequent stand up performer on Def Comedy Jam in the 1990s.
Top 15 Most Popular Quotes (out of 63)
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You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa.
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#5
Weed is from tha earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!
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You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!
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#9
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
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#10
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
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#12
A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.
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#13
Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was doing - stand-up comedy and eventually acting - were in Los Angeles.
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