Quotes and Jokes by Frank Caliendo

Frank Caliendo Jr. is an American comedian and impressionist, best known for his impersonations on the Fox Network television series MADtv, and as the in-house prognosticator for Fox NFL Sunday. Furthermore, he is a recurring guest on the Pardon My Take Podcast, presented by Barstool Sports.

Top 15 Quotes (out of 26)


I love synonym. That’s my favorite flavor!


Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.


Every time Joe Biden says something goofy, I just picture GWBush at home, watching TV saying: “That guy says some dumb stuff.”


Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.


Here’s a guy who when he runs, he goes faster.


Without Brett Favre, they wouldn’t have Brett Favre, and that’s what that’s all about.


I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.


Yeah I've been booed before, but I'll be booed again.


When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.


It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.


I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.


I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!


If it’s just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It’s not really even about the impression so much. It’s about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression.


I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart.


Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.