Quotes & Jokes by Frank Caliendo
Every time Joe Biden says something goofy, I just picture GWBush at home, watching TV saying: “That guy says some dumb stuff.”
I don’t know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.
Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.
Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.
If it’s just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It’s not really even about the impression so much. It’s about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression.