Quotes & Jokes by Howie Mandel

33 quotes

It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I've done three hours worth of work.

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.

I've had people come up to me, as home viewers, and tell me they were screaming at the TV, yelling at each other, yelling at the contestants.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

We get up early Sunday morning, and we have cereal and orange juice and we make crank calls.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie?

If my mom came here today, she'd probably join this red-hat brigade. My mother got my sense of humor, even when I was a kid. I would just do things that tickled my fancy in the moment, and she would ask me who I was entertaining. I'd say, 'Well, me.' And she would tell me that nobody knew that and they thought I was psychotic. Well, I don't ever want people to think I'm psychotic, but I can't help myself from doing these things.

When I went into Bobby's World, I had no idea it would be a success. I had been doing the Bobby voice as part of my nightclub adult act for years.

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill.

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.

My whole life is a practical joke. Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like that. And now I've come full circle because that's what the TV show is too.

Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had.

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.

I am beloved by millions.

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.