Quotes & Jokes by Kevin James / page 2

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Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.

I never played music, but it's an important thing... the studying, the inspiration.

My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I could never be James Bond.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

There, there's your skin-flap. That piece that looks like my ass caught fire and somebody put it out with an old t-shirt is yours.

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.