Quotes & Jokes about Care / page 3

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

I don't care who you are, I don't care what you do. If you have four funny stories, you can be a guest on this show. That's what we're looking for.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

This year, I just might achieve my goal of losing interest in absolutely everything. Not that I care...

It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart.

I’m left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that’s when I’m right.

I never care what people think of me, especially myself.

I don't care who wins because I go to sporting events to scream. It's the one place on the planet you can shout anything you want. You can bellow at will, and nobody will bother you. I yell things like, 'My life sucks! Dan Quayle is a schmuck! If I don't have sex soon, I'm going to explode!' Parents turn to their kids as I leave the stadium and go, 'Hey, there goes a great fan.'

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

If ketchup had 1/20th of the carcinogens in a cigarette they'd rip it off the shelves tomorrow, so the government is full of shit when they tell you that they care about you.