Quotes & Jokes about Complaints / page 3
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist... who cares, the tits are out.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
Nela - can you come and disinfect this please. I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders.