Quotes & Jokes about Complaints / page 3
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist... who cares, the tits are out.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
Nela - can you come and disinfect this please. I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders.
I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.