Quotes & Jokes about Differences / page 4

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

There is a slim difference between putting on a condom and fucking a balloon.

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between "You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry," and "Don't scream."

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, "You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you."

There's a big difference between "poll workers" and "pole workers." Sadly.

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.