Quotes & Jokes about Differences / page 4

Sometimes, when you want to make a difference in a person's life, stay out of it.

There is a slim difference between putting on a condom and fucking a balloon.

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between "You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry," and "Don't scream."

There's a big difference between "poll workers" and "pole workers." Sadly.

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, "You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you."

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.