Quotes & Jokes about Emotions / page 3

If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

Jealousy - the Auschwitz of emotions.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

Emotionally, the hardest part about living for me is being me.

Here’s something you never hear: "Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I’m free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!"

I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

I don't see the vagina as a sexual object, but more of a vessel through which I seek emotional companionship at the cost of freedom.

I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

If you are going through an emotional nightmare be grateful that it is only a nightmare.