Quotes & Jokes about Emotions / page 3

I was born an emotional tampon in a cauldron of dysfunction.

Jealousy - the Auschwitz of emotions.

Emotionally, the hardest part about living for me is being me.

I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.

Here’s something you never hear: "Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I’m free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!"

I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

I don't see the vagina as a sexual object, but more of a vessel through which I seek emotional companionship at the cost of freedom.

I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

If you are going through an emotional nightmare be grateful that it is only a nightmare.