Quotes & Jokes about Gays / page 4

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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

Gay marriage - I am so against it because all my gay friends are out. And if they get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

'Several NFL players said they would support a team mate that came out as gay...' Yeah, why wouldn't you?!

Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.

If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

I think that God might think I’m gay... what does he know anyway?