Quotes & Jokes about Gays / page 4

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I’m left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that’s when I’m right.

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

'Several NFL players said they would support a team mate that came out as gay...' Yeah, why wouldn't you?!

I think that God might think I’m gay... what does he know anyway?