Quotes & Jokes about Girlfriends / page 5
Man, what a rough night I had. My inflatable girlfriend ran off with my air matress.
I don't know what possessed me, but yesterday I yelled out the wrong name in the middle of my girlfriend's funeral.
My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked me 'where are you taking me for my birthday?'
First of all never buy a man a plasma TV until youre married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
Most guys don't realize that when they're having sex with their girlfriend, their also having sex with everyone I've had sex with, too.
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, "You need to meet other people."
One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
Tragically, my last girlfriend couldn't cook to save her life.
It's tough, but I try to wait until the second date before I bring up my dead girlfriends.
I'm having trouble convincing my girlfriend to start a fight club.
I was at the mall the other day, looking for a job, girlfriend, pretzel.
My girlfriend is pregnant. She asked me if we should have it and I said yes. We should have it cremated.