Quotes & Jokes about Girlfriends / page 5
I like my mom's cooking a little better than my girlfriend's. But I don't tell my girlfriend that. I tell my girlfriend her cooking sucks.
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
I don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to my girlfriend. But first, I'd probably burn my clothes.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, "You need to meet other people."
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
Most guys don't realize that when they're having sex with their girlfriend, their also having sex with everyone I've had sex with, too.
My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked me 'where are you taking me for my birthday?'
I don't know what possessed me, but yesterday I yelled out the wrong name in the middle of my girlfriend's funeral.
My girlfriend is pregnant. She asked me if we should have it and I said yes. We should have it cremated.
It's tough, but I try to wait until the second date before I bring up my dead girlfriends.
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
Tragically, my last girlfriend couldn't cook to save her life.
I was at the mall the other day, looking for a job, girlfriend, pretzel.
I'm having trouble convincing my girlfriend to start a fight club.