Quotes & Jokes about Girlfriends / page 4
I'm screwed. My girlfriend just found my massive porno collection. DVDs, magazines and hard drives. All over at her sister's place.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
I thought my girlfriend told me I was her soul mate, but what she said was 'cell mate.'
And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.
I don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to my girlfriend. But first, I'd probably burn my clothes.
My roommate in LA used to punch his girlfriend in the stomach. I could never believe what a bitch she was.
I like my mom's cooking a little better than my girlfriend's. But I don't tell my girlfriend that. I tell my girlfriend her cooking sucks.
My girlfriend is pregnant. But we've already decided to give it up for abduction.
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked me 'where are you taking me for my birthday?'
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.