Quotes & Jokes about Girlfriends / page 4
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.
I don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to my girlfriend. But first, I'd probably burn my clothes.
My roommate in LA used to punch his girlfriend in the stomach. I could never believe what a bitch she was.
I thought my girlfriend told me I was her soul mate, but what she said was 'cell mate.'
My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked me 'where are you taking me for my birthday?'
I like my mom's cooking a little better than my girlfriend's. But I don't tell my girlfriend that. I tell my girlfriend her cooking sucks.
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
My girlfriend is pregnant. But we've already decided to give it up for abduction.
Man, what a rough night I had. My inflatable girlfriend ran off with my air matress.
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice thing to do - but then I messed up, and I accidentally forwarded that e-mail to both of my parents. Now, my girlfriend is furious, mortified, but I don't even care, 'cause now I have to call up my mother and say 'Mom, I am so sorry - that picture was just for dad.'