Quotes & Jokes about Swimming / page 2

My family is number one in my life. I'll blow off writing or just about anything to make sure I take my son to preschool or watch him at his swimming lesson.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!'

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

But I like to swim. At high school, I tried out for the swim team. I shaved off all my body hair, and that extra burst of speed from all the bullies shouting "Kill the fairy"...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

With my old man I got no respect. When he told me I should start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

I tried synchronized swimming, but felt, over time, I was just going through the motions.

There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, “I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.”