New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Stand-Up Comedians' Quotes and Jokes about New Year
On New Year's Eve, people in New Jersey stay up 'til midnight and watch their hopes drop.
A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of chocolate is actually good for your heart. That's got to make next year New Year's resolution easier to keep. "I'm going to exercise less. Eat a little more chocolate."
I got to tell you, I really appreciate Ron for being a part of this. He had to leave a New Year's Eve party to be here tonight. I'm not saying Ron drinks, but I hugged him and my vision is blurry.
New Year's Eve never made sense to me because of the fear I suddenly had about the following minute.
I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.