Quotes & Jokes about Tea / page 2

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian.

Why's God always got such wacky shit to say? When's the last time you heard somebody say, 'God told me to get a muffin and a cup of tea and cool out, man.'